Welcome to House of Kink. This is my kinky home away from home, and I hope you’ll make this place one of your regular stops…as long as you play nice.

Let me introduce myself to you. I go by the name Countess and, depending upon my mood, I log in to take calls from losers like you. If you’re chomping at the bit to talk to me, and I haven’t been logged on for awhile, then I suggest you impress me enough to want to talk to you. And by impressing me, you’ll have to send me a nice gift certificate from Amazon; otherwise, console yourself with the quality phone dommes that I highlight on this blog. If you’re really intrigued by wanting to talk with me, crawl to Amazon and clicky clicky the e-gift cards and send one to moi at andrea_stjohn at yah00 d0t c0m. Seriously consider the amount you send to me because it will speak volumes about you – lol! This little prezzie will in no way be payment for a phone session because I may not be impressed enough to talk to you. ~snicker~

Otherwise, if I am logged on to take phone calls, check my button status below.

At any rate, on this blog, I’ll feature many quality phone dommes. Yep, I know that’s unusual since most phone dommes have blogs that only revolve around them. But there’s enough loser dick to go around that I really could care less if you call someone else. Eventually you and I will hook up on the phone – if you’re lucky enough. (Haha)! From time to time I will feature good phone sex artists who aren’t necessarily in to the bdsm or fetish niches. Why? Haha – do I really need a reason for you?

Additionally, I’ll highlight many adult paysites that revolve around fetishes and bdsm related themes. These will be sites that I’ve either seen myself and know they’re high quality, or they come highly recommended from a source I trust.