Happy Holidays, asswipes. Give yourself a gift and call me for erotic humiliation phone sex. Yes, what better way to celebrate and watch your pathetic and dreary old year go away than for me to reveal the truth about you. What a great way to start the New Year, eh?! And here’s a clue, dummy: it’s all about getting humiliated and verbally abused during you humiliation phone sex session with me. Perhaps I should call it phone degradation…or small penis humiliation if you have a weenis.

Whatever your affliction, you’re a loser, plain and simple. Otherwise, you wouldn’t get a lil chubby at the thought of a sadistic domme like me upbraiding you…giving you a tongue lashing. Of course, to get the most from your phone domination experience, you better be verbal and give me some deets about your life. I’m not a mind reader, tard…mmmkay? So work with me, idiot…don’t just paw your dumdum stick and breathe heavy. Yuck!